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Fifty-one Shades: A Parody (First Three Chapters)

Fifty one Shades A Parody First Three Chapters Read the first three chapters of Fifty one Shades A Parody a rough draft excerpt from the forthcoming full length parody novel Fifty Shames of Earl Grey Shaffer turns the BDSM love story between CE

  • Title: Fifty-one Shades: A Parody (First Three Chapters)
  • Author: Andrew Shaffer
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 135
  • Format: ebook
  • Read the first three chapters of Fifty one Shades A Parody , a rough draft excerpt from the forthcoming full length parody novel, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey.Shaffer turns the BDSM love story between CEO Christian Grey and virginal college student Anastasia Steele into a comedy of errors In Fifty One Shades A Parody , the unbelievably handsome Edward er, Chris Gray Read the first three chapters of Fifty one Shades A Parody , a rough draft excerpt from the forthcoming full length parody novel, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey.Shaffer turns the BDSM love story between CEO Christian Grey and virginal college student Anastasia Steele into a comedy of errors In Fifty One Shades A Parody , the unbelievably handsome Edward er, Chris Gray sweeps college student Bella um, Anna Steal off her feet and into his twisted world of kinky sex, dirty money, and board games because every dark hero needs a lighter side Will her best friend, the brony Jin, intervene to save her from her wealthy and perverted new boyfriend

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    1. I laughed so hard! Brilliant!Okay, that opening paragraph was hilarious: I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up. I’m supposed to be studying for my finals; my roommate, Kathleen, should be the one fussing with her hair in front of the mirror right now. Instead, I’m trying to brush my hair into submission. Why is my hair so kinky? I need to stop sleeping with it wet, becaus [...]

    2. This book was PRICELESS!! Well, actually it was FREE, but my time is not free, and reading this was time well spent! This is a hilarious short read. Thanks GR friends for the recommendation. While I have not read the Fifty Shades series which this book parodies, I have read Twilight and saw some connections to that book. I think I even saw a small parody of Steve Jobs when Anna asks the bazillionaire Gray about being adopted. In truth, you don't need to read either to enjoy the crazy humor. It r [...]

    3. What was the best thing to come out of the Fifty Shades Trilogy???? This parody. I’m quite convinced that Andrew Shaffer is my soul mate – move over husband, Andrew now holds my heart firmly in his very long fingers. Although I am slightly disappointed that Anna’s inner Goddess didn’t get a mention. In true parody fashion I would have expected that line to be used in every paragraph – much like the original Fifty Shades bookever it wouldn’t surprise me if a copyright was now on those [...]

    4. Every time I read a new part, my stomach aches because I'm laughing too hard. Seriously, no reason to read the real Fifty Shades, because this is so on point. Think of the Scary Movie parodies and that's what you have here. With an opening sentence like this: "I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up", you know you're in for a good time reading.Update: SO happy for Andrew!! dead [...]

    5. Hilarious parody on the book Fifty Shades of Grey. I couldn't stop laughing. To top it off, the book is free here on .

    6. UPDATE: Just saw this on author's website:I don't know how I feel about this. But it would be hilarious if E.L. James tried to sue him over it lol.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ha! That's funny. Hee. Hee hee. Heeee. Hahaha. Is the whole building made with the same materials? HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh, that was a good one. He's the kind of guy you want to write fanfic about. Haaa aah aah ah-hah ah-hah ah-hahahaha. Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. [...]

    7. First off, know that I'm taking this whole thing with a grain of salt. I never read 50 Shades of Grey (nor do I plan on it), but I did read it when it was a fan fic. Ok, now onto the parody.This only parodies the first 3 chapters so fard it's pretty amusing. With opening lines like:"Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up"Hits the nail right on the head, don't ya think? The author even plays up to the fact that the other 50 is extrem [...]

    8. OMG This was some funny !Now, I have to come clean and admit to really enjoying the original "Fifty Shades" but this was too funny to pass up.Memorable quotes that had me busting a gut:“My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly. “Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes… “I’m your boss, Anna.”“What do you mean?” There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,”Chris has a helicopter [...]

    9. OMG, hilarious. I never got past the first chapter in the original book, but that doesn't make the parody any less fucking hilarious. :D If I quoted my favorite parts, it'd be the whole thing. GO READ IT, even if you didn't give in to the 50 Shades hype. You've probably heard enough about it second-hand to still get the jokes.***I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of gra [...]

    10. Hilarious riff of 50 Shades and it is bloody funny! I am following this religiously because with quotes like 'I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up.' and “I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.”“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,” I say.“I’m your boss, Anna.”“What do you mean?”There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,” he says.'I highly [...]

    11. HOLY. POPSICLE. STICKS.This parody of the awful Fifty Shades trilogy is G-E-N-I-U-S.This parody isn't just mad funny--IT'S CRAZILY HILARIOUS!!I got hooked from its first words:I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up.I'M STILL LAUGHING!! WHY I AM STILL LAUGHING!! HA . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Andrew Shaffer, you made my day, if not my entire LIFE.From quotes like:“I’m sorry, Anna [...]

    12. Funny as hell and points out all the things that made the original so lulz-worthy. ETA 5/19/12: Sorry, Andrew Shaffer - you've lost points because you decided to join this bandwagon and sell your parody. I feel lied to, and that you sold out. evilreads/fifty-one-shETA 7/25/12: removed rating after reading the entire parody.

    13. ROLFLMFAO!! BRAVO!! You are brilliant Andrew Sahffer! If you have 30 minutes and you want to laughe snorting, wheezing, can't catch your breath, maybe you should have worn a Depends kind of laughingen read this!! Just don't eat or drink, because you might choke. My head hurts now!

    14. This had me laughing out loud! Oh my gosh, whether you've read Fifty or not, Fifty-One is hysterical!Go here for the parody: evilreads/fifty-one-shMy favorite quotes:"HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT!""I have hobbies,” he says, smirking. “Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving."I shake my head to gather my thoughts. When I draw a blank, shaking up the ol’ brain box always seems to help me. Like a magic eight ball, a thought pops up for me. “ [...]

    15. OMFG!! This is just toooo freakin' funny! I can't wait for the rest of the story! If you've read Fifty and/or Twilight, ya gotta read this one! BTW, it will have your co-workers looking at you like you lost your mind when you bust out laughing!! Yes, I was bad and read at work!! Don't judge me! LOL!! Here's some fav quotes:“Mr. Gray will see you now,” the blonde woman says. I push the door open and trip over the hem of my sagging sweatpants in one swift motion. As I careen towards the floor, [...]

    16. This will be the only thing with 'fifty' and 'shades' in the title that I will ever read.I think this whole thing is summed up with this sentence: "We step into the helicopter’s cockpit and he takes control of the controls like the controlling man he is."That writing, while mocking FSoG, is far superior to anything I read from the original fanfic.I will continue to read this parody - I was highly entertained.

    17. Tongue-in-cheek and absurd-- my favorite kind of humor. Set wombs to incubate. (You had to be there. Go read it if you haven't read Fifty Shades but you have an idea what it's about and Suzy, it ain't pretty.)

    18. I push the door open and trip over the hem of my sagging sweatpants in one swift motion. As I careen towards the floor, my body reflexively goes into gymnast mode. I drop the backpack and notebook, throw my arms straight out, and roll into a carwheel. With the momentum picked up from tripping, I complete three full cartwheels before landing on my feet – on Mr. Gray’s desk!I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe!“Do I intimidate you, Anna?” he says.“Why do you ask?”“Because you seem n [...]

    19. Simply indisputably HILARIOUS! Andrew Shaffer talks about a very different Edward aka Chris Grey and Ana Steal in this comical version of Fifty Shades of Grey! Fans of the series should definitely give it a try.

    20. This was so very FUN! Pity that this was just a few chapters worth. Hopefully AS would eventually finish this story and publish it as a book. I would definitely prefer it than the original Fifty series.

    21. Fun little parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Quite entertaining and I'll be on the lookout for his soon to be published book - Fifty Shames of Earl Grey.

    22. I read the 3 chapters of this on just now (because I was aimlessly browsing through the site anyway). And boy am I glad I did. I read about the first 7 chapters of the original Fifty Shades of Grey and was so disgusted with the author's blatant disrespect for the reader's intellect that I vowed never to read erotica again. But this parody is so worth it. Sample these and judge yourself - I blush. “Oh, stop.”“No, it’s true,” he says. “I have no idea what’s going on inside that pret [...]

    23. I’m trying to brush my hair into Submission. Why is my hair so Kinky? Oh how I enjoyed this little treasure. This parody has so much potential, and I want more! I hope it's not a joke that the author is releasing a longer version called "Fifty Shames of Earl Gray". Tongue-in-Cheeks, for sure ;) This is the dirty-parody version of the dirty-fan-fiction version of the YA phenom Twilight This little ebook is charming and clever. I definitely snorted in the first chapter. It was welcome catharsis [...]

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